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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 19:32 
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Location: hki.
Kasaus tunnelmia uutta kalevalaa vapaasti lainaten:

Tuho tulkoon tietoverkkoon,
piru PC:nsä periköön.
Nouskoon käry skannerista,
pauke kuulukoon koneista.

Valvoin hullu vuorokaudet,
tehdessäni tiedostoa,
joka otti ja katosi,
pyyhkiytyi kuin poutapilvi,
vaiko viirus sen tuhosi.

Nyt saa riittää rimpuiluni,
painun p****le pellolle,
menen metsään miettimähän,
kera kynän ja paperin.

Käytän päätä, en päätettä,
sähköisen sekundan juurta,
megamakulan sydäntä...

Kirjoittamaan käydessäni,
ruvetessani runolle,
haikullepa hankkeissani,
topon tuottoon tahtoessa
tilttasi tehopelini,
kompuutterini kärähti,
näytönohjainta närästi,
empi myös emolevyni.

Jopa mustui naisen muoto,
kävi kasvot kalvakaksi,
käsitteli kännykkäänsä,
apuvoimia aneli.

Saapui huolto huomenissa,
kannen alle kurkisteli.
Kotvasen konetta tutki,
siitä loihi lausumahan,
sanasen tuo virkkoi.

"Myy jo myllysi museoon,
kuljettele kierrätykseen
ikäloppu ihmehesi,
reporanka rakkineesi -
ei tule kalua tästä!

Osta entistä ehompi,
vehje uusi uljahampi,
kirjokansi kirkkahampi,
joka kirjaa kiirehesti,
eikä vitkaan vikise.

Kotvan kaivoin kupehetta,
kurkistelin kukkaroa,
laskeskelin lanttejani,
etsiskelin eurojani,
enkä löytänyt mitänä.

Petollinen pentiumi,
vanha mikroni mitätön
teki tempun tietäjälle,
rumat runon rustaajalle.

Vaan on vielä vanha konsti:
onhan pännä ja paperi!

Lupasimpa suurisuu kasata topot saitille kokonaisuudessaan helmikuun aikana,liikoja lupasin.Nyt on itku silmässä kun ei ole kuin helsinki alue valmiina.Eipä silti että kurahaalaria kummoisemmilla varusteilla kannattais metsikköä lähestyä.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2002 00:38 
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Location: Helsinki
loistava kalevala-tulkinta!
tuohon on pakko muistuttaa että kalevala-runomitta on kahdeksantavuinen,niinkuin yllä,mutta siinä muistaakseni on neljä kahdeksantavuista säettä. sinulla oli pari säkeistöä joissa oli kuusi ja kolme.

- no eipä arvoas alenna
pikkuruinen erhe'esi
kaikukohon laulelosi
mielipahatta myöntelen.

tohon sun topo-ongelmaas: ei ne kelitkään näytä niitä puoltavan...


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On 2002-03-01 00:38, johanneskastaja wrote:
loistava kalevala-tulkinta!


Kuten sanottu: originaali on kyllä jonkun muun sanasepon vääntämä, muokkasin sitä vain omiin tarpeisiin sopivaksi;)


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