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 Post subject: Jääkiipeilijäluokitus
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 22:22 
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Meitä oli neljä jääkiipeilijää samassa mökissä viikon verran. Siellä syntyneitä ideoita ei voi hyödyntää keinojään luomisessa tai turvegreidin synnyttämisessä. Niille voi vain hymyillä, kuin humalaisen jutuille.

Kehitimme vuoren varjossa jääkiipeilijäluokitus järjestelmän, joka on miltein aukoton. Luokittelun ydin on ulkoinen habitus ja ruumiin rakenne, ei kiipeilytaito tahi jään lukutaito. Ainoa jäähän liittyvä vaatimus on jään liidaaminen.

1. pikkumies
-mies
-pieni kokoinen
-voi olla atleetti

2. kolibri
-mies
-hoikka
-kevyt
-ulottuva
-voi olla myös ruipelo

3. jääkiekkoilija
-mies/nainen
-isoluinen
-isot reidet
-vatsaa on tai rintakehää iso
(hyvin yleinen ilmestys missäpäin vaan maailmaa)

4. hevostyttö/hyvä jätkä
-nainen
-reipas
-harvoin porukan huonoin kiipeilijä

5. neiti
-mies/nainen
-näyttää Michelin-ukolta untuvatakissaan
-huono ääreisverenkierto (ainakin väittää niin)

Lähellä jääkiipeilijöitä ovat myös Espoolaiset yläköysittelijät, mutta he ovat oma lajinsa, koska eivät voi saada lisääntymiskykyisiä jälkeläisiä jääkiipeilijöiden kanssa.

On eri asia haluta olla kolibri, kuin hyväksyä olevansa pikku mies. Ainoastaan kaverisi voivat luokitella sinut, sillä sinä näet pelissäsi Will Gaddin tai Ines Papertin.

Eljas, jääkiekkoilija, joka osaa sanoa päivää.

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Ei perhana!
Tää on tieteellistä faktaa.
Onko kukaan tehnyt gradua tjsp. aiheesta?

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